Books

Here you’ll find the books — some finished, some still being wrestled into shape — written under the quiet assumption that a good story is worth the paper (or the pixels).

Books of Considerable Length

Ongoing series
Parody histories, maps, strategies, and other serious nonsense told through dachshunds.
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Pinocchiwoof

2026
A wooden dachshund puppet whose snout grows every time he lies.
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The World According to Dachshunds

2026
A highly unreliable Mapa Mundi drawn from the sofa.
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Dachshund Art of War: Sofa Strategy

2026
Ancient wisdom applied to the only battlefield that truly matters.
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