Books

Here you’ll find the books — some finished, some still being wrestled into shape — written under the quiet assumption that a good story is worth the paper (or the pixels).

Books of Considerable Length

Ongoing series
Parody histories, maps, strategies, and other serious nonsense told through dachshunds.
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Great Movie Directors

2026
The films were already classics. We fixed them anyway.
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Hollywood Movie Genres

2026
Hollywood spent a century perfecting the hero’s entrance. Then the dachshunds arrived and asked the only question the critics had overlooked: was there catering?
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Dachshund Art of War: Sofa Strategy

2026
Ancient wisdom applied to the only battlefield that truly matters.
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